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submitted 4 days ago by Stamets2@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

also, your own code after you've spent time away from it.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

That is the strangest thing, going back into a program and thinking "what the hell was that guy thinking?" and then realizing it was me.

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What fucking ass for brains engineer wrote this dogshit code?!?!?! I'm gonna scroll back to the header find out who wrote and give a piece of my mind to... myself x.x

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago

git blame giveth and git blame taketh

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

The time varies but starts at about 1 day for me…