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Tom Brady is trying to kill you (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So I'm supposed to be measuring my pee?

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If the US ever gets a reasonable privacy law, I really think smart toilets that measured and analyzed your waste could be very helpful tools. In the current world it would be a privacy nightmare though.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well that just put a horrific image in my mind as a person capable of childbirth

Thanks, I hate it lol

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Cup your hands if you have to.