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Anon becomes a shrimp farmer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The one thing OP is missing is the type of shrimp. Don’t bother with food shrimp. That’s unprofitable! The real money is in fancy aquarium shrimp like these:

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 14 points 1 day ago

I have never wanted an aquarium shrimp before, but I think you just found yourself a customer sir!