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[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 77 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love the recipes that rely on pre-prepared steps to hit their timeframes.

Ingredients:

  • Julienne cut carrots, blanched
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced
  • 2 cups pasta, cooked al dente
[–] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not even just regular recipes that get the time wrong, my microwaveable ramen bowls say "ready in 3 minutes" But microwaving for 3 minutes is the third step in the instructions, which then go on to tell you to let it stand for 1 minute before adding the last spice packet. It can't be ready in 3 minutes unless I somehow break the laws of time or physics. I know it's the most trivial peeve, but would it hurt them to say ready in 5 minutes?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

"The package said 5 minutes, so I microwaved it for 5 minutes. Why is my ramen burnt?"