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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon sees a happy couple (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] UniversalMonk@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

what is he doing that I'm not

He's not being a fucking stoner for one thing

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

Eh, that one is a bad take.

Assuming that getting stoner supplies implies he’s a stoner and that if he is a stoner, that is the reason he’s unpartnered is as myopic as him assuming she’s not into video games and that he’s got her ‘whipped’.

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Woah hey what did we ever do to you?!