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Before he died, he did say it was one of his biggest regrets.
"one of", not "the"? Now I'm wondering what could someone like him regret more than the choice that literally killed him?
"Sometimes, late at night, when I can't sleep, and it's just me, alone with my thoughts... I just... I can't help but feel... I should've called it Pear."
That universe already exists in iCarly
Maybe his tumultuous relationship with his daughter Lisa
His #1 regret was not being a bigger douchebag which according to many experts was already an impossible feat.
The only way you could have been a bigger asshole is if he were still alive today to be kissing Trump's arse, because he 100% would have been doing so.
"This is like, top five worst things in my life. Easily."