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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is smarter than a genius (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

And then one time I made my workers sit in a room with me when I hadn't showered for 3 months!

That's nothing, one time I forced my employees back to work in the middle of a pandemic and the government of California was so busy covering up it's own crimes and pro-slavery views that they didn't do shit.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

They would have to explain to Joe what a "shower" is and why people do it.