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[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This was my logic. The type of girl I'm into, I'll not meet because of this logical fallacy. I was beyond lucky, the probability were so low, yet I found her.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Being single and horny tends to get people off the couch from time to time. Then you meet people you vibe with and you get to sit on the couch together because you're no longer lonely or climbing the walls with hormones.

[–] tacobellhop@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don’t worry the hormones die off around 35 so plenty of uninterrupted couch time

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You'd like to think so, but I've heard some stories about what folks at the senior living center get up to. It's only "uninterrupted couch time" in the JD Vance sense.