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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is dense (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 57 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I blame the weed tbh. But hopefully Anon managed to maintain a friendship

[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah never be stoned when navigating a hookup, absolutely rookie mistake.

Once you've hooked up for the first time then you can get wasted as you like, stoned sex is the fuckin' best.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yup. I remember one day I got a blunt from a friend that was way above my pay grade. I’m tripping balls. Friend’s sister start to get into me. I’m barely keeping myself in the chair. She whispers to me “I want to suck your dick.” All I could manage to do was giggle like a retarded.

Sometimes I remember it and I still cringe. It was over 20 years ago.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's crazy how memories like that haunt us, even though I'm almost certain she's completely forgotten

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well, never seen her since, so 🤷‍♂️