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I have made it with a woman. Kif! Inform the crew!
Holy shit this blows my mind.
All my life to this point I thought he said "I have made it with a woman, kif. And four of the men."
Implying some sort of bisexual gangbang, which I thought was a bit wild even for Futurama.
A sexy mistake.
That young man fills me with hope. Plus, some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.
Huh? Leela! Leela. So it's you I've been attracted to. Oh, God, I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman.
Kif, I'm sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy.