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It's fewer people every day though (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

My plan is to live forever. So far, so good.

[–] sga@lemmings.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

could you bother to share some tips, like the perfect brand to get the anti aging vaccines from, or that super duper bone density improvement kit. The brands i have been looking at at really expensive, the last one i tried was asking 127 quintillion, plus taxes. PLUS TAXES! those cheapskates

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Eating garbage and not exercising has worked so far for me, YMMV.

[–] bpev@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

haven't died once yet!