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Anon is worried about men (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

Actual guy at gaming table one day: "Man, why aren't there ever any CHICKS at these MTG meets? I wanna see GIRL boob, not MAN boob!"

Someone else: "It smells like 5 types of nutsack in here & every guy in here would eye rape any woman who came in here, that's why"

Original guy: classic nerd laugh "yeah, exactly!"

They don't listen, either. You get a girlfriend, wife, boyfriend, whatever, and they just keep being exactly the same and wondering why it doesn't get better

I fuckin hate em