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[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 52 points 6 days ago (13 children)

How in God's name do you bankrupt a casino?

[–] longjohnjohnson@lemmy.ml 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

By building a second casino down the street so they would compete with each other and both end in bankruptcy.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 3 points 5 days ago

Well that's a special kind of stupid.

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