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Someone has to be the functional adult (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, how do I restore my mental system32?

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Contact machine elf technical support on the timewave-zero hotline

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I might have been more inclined to recommend this before learning that the teams of Psychonauts who've been trying to map the DMT realm have described the Machine Elves as being sort of like adults reacting to a toddler that wanders into a University symposium on quantum physics - sort of inherently bemused by the intrusion, but also less than helpful (mocking) in accommodating the newcomer's understanding of the undertakings or general nature of the situation.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh just like talking to actual tech support then

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

"How can I live my life in such as way as to ascend to a higher level of consciousness when my mortal shell dies? What wisdom can you impart?"

DMT Elves: "Hey kid, look at this."

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're on Lemmy - why are you even asking? The question is, having gained root access with drugs, do you reinstall with Mint, Arch, Nix, or The Unmentionable?

[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Unmentionable?

Bēt! Sāmek! Dālet!

All hail Daemon!

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

You shall not overcome my Arch Wizard!