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Woah, woah, woah... Easy there Casabonita.
When you say "look after", like every how many weeks are you suggesting we brush our teeth? i don't want to spend half my budget on toothpaste. My cryptos aren't doing great.
But when you say "show respect" I get it but like how much time do I have to wait until i can stare at their cleavage? Or like.. idk what's the code word I have to use so they feel respected and provide me with cleavage staring time? I guess what I'm trying to ask is... regarding this hypothetical "person" I "respect", what are the exact verbal and nonverbal steps I must follow in order for them to immediately perform my fantasies but me not provide anything that requires any kind of emotional, physical, financial or creative effort at any given point and how do I make them think I am willing or able to conceptualize them as "real people"?
If you could just link me the cheat sheet you use that would actually help a lot. ty