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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 11 points 3 days ago (4 children)

You guys are SO FRICKIN' WEIRD.

I am extremely weird, man, I'm not trying to judge someone in any sense for being weird or asocial or whatever. But what sort of porn logic is this where someone's opposite-sex friend is lightly flirting with him and the widely upvoted reactions range from "SHE'S AN EMOTIONAL TRAINWRECK RUN AWAY SHE DESERVES TO SUFFER" all the way to "FUCK HER, FUCK HER BRAINS OUT, SHE WANTS IT!"

It's not even clear that she likes him for real. Sometimes friends interact with each other. Jesus Christ man. This is a fairly normal type of human interaction, not anything advanced or sophisticated, and the majority Lemmy opinion is apparently just a big sperglord house of horrors.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Back in the good ol' days we understood that the internet is all lies and only exists for porn.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's all false and and sexually stereotyped

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Misleading and overly jocular.

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

That's one way of putting it i suppose.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It has been 11,182 days since it began.

The... they kept coming, and joining... and the seasons lost their familiarity... their very meaning... it became just a blurring vortex, an intensifying torrent of ever increasing ignorance and rage.

I ... can barely remember now, what it was like before...

11,182 days ... of September.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is not a normal kind of human interaction, on the girl's part.

It very strongly indicates she is a spoiled brat, a narcissist.

If you think this kind of interaction is normal... well I see two possible explanations:

You are also a narcissist and that's why you think this is normal.

OR

You are surrounded by narcissists who have gaslit you into thinking this is normal, and you haven't had too many regular interactions with non narcissists.

Also, I don't see anywhere near as many total upvotes for 'she's into you dude, frost that cupcake!' as I do for 'this is the biggest red flag imaginable, let me write a short essay explaining why'

In fact, yeah, I don't see a single comment advocating the anon dive into her... affairs, over this.

there's no context, that's the problem. Depending on their friendship this could be very normal, or it could be very weird, without any context this is batshit insane.

[–] Wildfire0Straggler3@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

It's not that serious brother.