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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has a female friend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 62 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The correct reply is...

"There's really only one way you could have me, and that is [describe whatever sort of sexual kink you're into]. After that, I might consider it."

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

"... If your boobs were like 6 times as big, but still natural..."

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Be prepared with pictures to make sure your communication is clear.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Make a WikiHow, don't let her know you wrote it, make it weirdly specific but in a plausibly deniable way.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That’s oddly specific

[–] rainrain@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

A truly discerning woman would blumpy me while having my dog.