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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has a female friend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i'm sure you've slayed so much puss with your massive meat rod please tell anonymous internet people more about your triumphs slamming clam.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I'm in the middle of a party with so many females. having good time and no time to talk to internet losers lol. Now ordering pizza for Claire, one of my female friends, who I've hit before you know, haha sexually that is.

[–] Hiyo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Read this in JFK's voice from clone high 😂

[–] Sprawl@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

She does cheap ear piercings on the side.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Damn this white boy quirked up!