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[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 122 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

This is one of the ways you can tell that his recent health report was bullshit.

Per the report, Trump’s height and weight are 75 inches and 224 pounds, respectively. Scans of several body systems—including the eyes, ears, neck, throat, and heart—came back normal.

Ain't no doctor giving a completely clean bill of health with a 28 BMI at his age.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The dude has my build, and I’m around 300 pounds. Actually I’m only 6’2”, so especially if he’s claiming he’s taller than me, that weight is way off

[–] StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net 85 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

I'm 6'3 225 and I can assure you, I wasnt nearly that fat even when I was pushing 250. If he's actually 6'3 (he isn't) then brody is pushing 270-300 EASY. You can hide a lot of weight on a 6'3 frame, but not that much.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As someone who has also been 6'3" 225 agreed. He is definitely heavier than that.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

he wears the oversized suits, and baggy clothes to hide his robust girth.

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He's heavier than that even if he's 5'10". I am 6'1" and I was 225 pretty recently while a housemate was also 225 at 5'10". You could hardly tell I was overweight. That is not true for 5'10, but still not nearly that chunky. I am in the "healthy weight range" now and people cant even tell I lost over 40 lbs.

That orange fuck is north of 300lbs no matter how much he and his doctor lie about his height.

edit: I might believe as little as maybe 270 or so. He hides in baggy clothes, but he clearly has a lot of gross maggot-white flab under there.

🎼 To be faiiiir , though, Gavin Newsome is a goddamned Silver Fox, but at 58 he is still 20 years younger. Im guessing he's probably only 175 or 180? That was never going to be a favorable comparison for trump.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

i suspect more like 275 at the minimum. i wouldnt be surprised if he was very close to 300lbs.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

I'm 6'3 and I wasn't that fat pushing 300lb.

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Pilling on, am 6'4", at my heaviest (about 305) I still never looked that, eh, bloated. I'd have been more ~350lbs looking like that. Now I'm down in the 210's with still a little more to go.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hypothetically, if all of his muscles were at the absolute minimum viable volume and density and he had an absurd body fat ratio, how different would he look?

[–] StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you replaced all muscle and fat in a 6'3 body with marshmallow fluff, you might end up looking a bit like trump at "225".

There’s no way he’s 100kg.

At an absolute minimum he would be listed as "pre-diabetic".

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

224 lbs, sounds more like 275lbs.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd fudge that info too if it meant not getting sent to the gulag

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Considering what it means to be his doctor (and the sights, sounds and smells you'd experience), I think I'd take the gulag.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you seen his doctor, worse crazy eyes than Kash.

[–] parody@lemmings.world 2 points 1 day ago