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[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't want to deal with any person that can handle the intense summer heat in my attic without dying.

[-] Case@unilem.org 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes, its 110+ F here during the day... the attic... well a few years ago we had a guy out to service...

He FELL down the attic ladder due to heat stroke. Its one of those almost straight ladders that fold into the ceiling.

He was thankfully ok, and after some AC and water, was right as rain... I should say, he was a young guy in good health, and not only that a friend of a family member. We wanted to take care of him, first and foremost. If we thought medical attention was needed (and my own ass has had heat stroke, I know it) we would have called emergency services. We didn't want to stick him with an ambulance bill (no insurance, private contractor) if he didn't need it.

But fuck, 1k roaches? You know what, I'll board the animals, use it as an excuse to get a nice hotel room with the wife, see if we can both take PTO for the week off and take an unprompted vacay, while the exterminator does their business.

That being said, 10 years ago, when I was much much poorer, with much more tenuous job stability... I'd take a knife up for the human in the attic, take the body to a family friend with a pig farm. Pigs make the best witnesses. They eat all the evidence, and can't speak.

this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2023
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