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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Ohhhhh yeah.

Had a fling with someone who was into butt chugging for a bit. To not get inappropriately wasted, they'd have 2 oz of wine for an entire evening. This would put them at just past tipsy and they were like 6 ft tall, for reference.

[–] Bobby_shmurda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I need to hear more about this person.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They were a phenomenal fencer in their heyday and continue to make just the most amazing cookies.

[–] Bobby_shmurda@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Sounds like a person of renaissance, a true warrior poet.