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Dude come on. He went to hell, freed some sinners, forgave everyone's original sin... It was a busy weekend.
That's right. Jesus went to Hell and suffered for our sins.
Which is why we all have to do our part and commit sins. Otherwise, Jesus will have suffered for nothing. ๐ข
No problem on that front. Just being alive is a sin unless we get babtized by the church, or so it says.
Yeah, but he's got like three parts, one of which lost the keys, one of which had to die to find the keys for a gate that shouldn't have been locked in the first place, and the holy Ghost (I don't remember what that one does. Booo?)
And that's before you step back and wonder why an all-powerful, all-knowing, and (supposedly) all-loving god would create such a stupidly convoluted requirement to "save" the humanity that he created and put in the position in the first place.
Straight up nonsense. So many plot holes, it's not even a good story.
There's not even time travel or multiverse Jesus!
Mysterious ways, my friend, mysterious ways.
Yeah, all of this was necessary too because... His dad set it up that way?
He is his own dad, because he did do the nasty in the pasty.
His dad was strict and vengeful. But Jesus only wanted to chill with his homies.
Wait, he went to hell? So canonically Jesus is a bad person? Which means the god is too? Yooo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrowing_of_Hell
I see, it's Christian fan fiction. Good for them!
The whole bible's fan fic, but I think this one also counts as canon
I heard there was a lot of heated disagreement in the fandom over the years about what counts as canon. Just like Star Wars fr
The bible is basically a combination of Star Wars (sand) & Game of Thrones (long family lines & rape)