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[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He was back in time for the egg hunt. Wait a second, where was he when the Easter Bunny was here?!?

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

“J just like his Dad

E ever so just (like his Dad)

S specless (he never wore glasses)

U unable to swim

S sometimes I wonder if he was praying for the betraying kiss of Judas so as not to miss out on his Easter egg

C cut bread into very thin slices

H hippy aeroplane impressionist

R really easy to spot in a crowd on a Good Friday

I I wonder if he had a dog

S escapologist

T took him three days but he did it

  • In the name of the Lord”

― John Hegley, Can I Come Down Now Dad?