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[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It may be news to you but generally people cannot tell apart semen from just crusty dirt.

It’s probably why your laptop has been such a hit around the campus.

I don’t think even the bioengineers are brave enough to take a sample