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submitted 23 hours ago by CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al to c/witchesvspatriarchy@lemmy.ca

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

While you partied, I studied the star signs.

When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the séance.

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated moss.

And now that the world is in fire and the barbarians are at the gate, you have the audacity to come to me for help?