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I am become death, destroyer of worlds. (lemmy.world)

submitted 20 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I can think of some alternate worst outcomes...

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

busting a nut

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