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We're all a little beaver, how do you think we get hydroelectric power.

Coffins are, youre just a quiter.

I agree on baggies if made of petroleum products.

However neither are raviolis.

A bagged lunch is not a ravioli....

I'll die on that hill.

I accept that, I'd change that aspect to; I think we can blame Elon for this one. Tesla had some kind of short, fire started and the thing locked itself because apparently that happens now. He realized he was going to die and shot himself to avoid burning to death. Explosion happened due to the fire from the short.

My head cannon is this is peak America, man rents a cyber truck to goto Mexico to buy illegal fireworks because freedom, man decides he wants to express his God given right to blow shit up while drinking in the desert (hence the camp fuel) stops at casino to gamble like a proper American.

And being an American he doesn't have the education to understand flammable items shouldn't be stored in an oven.

The succulent house meat is the key ingredient in a proper Chinese meal.

Oh lord, I just pictured trump and Jr.

Jrs whining about how his dad doesn't love him because he's just a cuck.

The robot looks so bored, I feel it bro. We're just tools for some people.

Lol if I did that to my wife I'd probably get headbutted from her being startled awake.

I give her a kiss every time I leave for work, most of the time she's sleeping. The amount of times I've had to react fast to not get headbutted or a flail slap is in the hundreds.

Will we go Generation Cuck next?

Sure when you want a lowering ceiling it's to decompress... When I want one, oh noes he's a super villain trying to crush people.

That sounds like some shitty material science, or corner cutting. Probably both.