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Please don't rob us, we don't carry more than $20 in cash for a reason.
When I managed a pizza place, people would ask if the driver could bring change for $100. I'd tell them if they wanted to leave a $50 tip, the driver can give them his $20.
It's kind of stupid how common this is.
Ok but did anyone actually tip 50 bucks?
One time a dude was really blazed and handed a driver a $50 bill instead of a 5, but that's the only time I can think of outside especially large orders.
I was once told you rob a delivery man for his pizza not his cash as the police won't do shit for theft of pizza.
Also, all we're expected to do in that situation is remake the pizza and deliver it. As long as no one is being hurt, I wouldn't mind someone just holding me up for the pizza, I guess.
For real!