‘> Be mcdonald douglas  ‘> Need daddy government to feed you cash to survive UwU  ‘> Daddy government won’t give you cash  ‘> Iknow.png  ‘> Make up some shit about soviet super fighter; point to some shitbird that the soviets have just made and claim ‘that’s it, that’s the bad man that wants to touch us’

 ‘> Daddy government throws fat stacks at you to develop a counter to the ‘super fighter’  ‘> Daddy government buys hundreds of jets.  ‘> TFW I am god, and the government will do whatever I want