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[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 162 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The best response came right afterwards

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 56 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

I feel like having five dicks would be kind of cumbersome and much more difficult to use than just 1. Like, how do you aim when you pee?

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

What is up with the cartoon turtle in the background of this rofl

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 days ago

I imagine it to be like an udder but for piss

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 days ago

Just tape them together, like a fleshy gattling gun

[–] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 2 days ago

I think these people exist, based on my observations of the toilets at my current workplace

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

this👌but thumb and finger not touching, or two hands.

[–] Tournesol@feddit.fr 3 points 3 days ago

you did not just say that 💀

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

I know there are people with two, you could ask what they do ig

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

High five, my mind went straight to Mighty Boosh too

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago

Into the shower.