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[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 162 points 3 days ago (12 children)

The best response came right afterwards

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 56 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (11 children)

I feel like having five dicks would be kind of cumbersome and much more difficult to use than just 1. Like, how do you aim when you pee?

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

this👌but thumb and finger not touching, or two hands.

[–] Tournesol@feddit.fr 3 points 3 days ago

you did not just say that 💀

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