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William Shatner says Mark Carney should offer to make the U.S. the 11th province (www.thestar.com)

submitted 2 days ago by MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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[–] waigl@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

How is he 94 years old while not even looking 70?

[–] RunningInRVA@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In 2286 he did a slingshot maneuver around the sun to go back in time. Get with it, dog.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Always count on Lemmy to keep it ~~real~~ in accordance with Starfleet archives.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

For the other people who were also doubtful that the thumbnail was how he currently looks, yes he really looks like that right now at 94 years old.

[–] sness@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Money

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

And money spent on hair plugs.