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William Shatner says Mark Carney should offer to make the U.S. the 11th province (www.thestar.com)

submitted 2 days ago by MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Too late my Canadian brother, HertzDentalBar let us in. I promise to learn to speak Canadian and the words to our "hey Canada" anthem.

I've got to tell you, even joking about being Canadian take a huge weight off my shoulders. I didnt realize how much stress I was carrying around. Everyone try it, pretend Canada just made a deal to take your state over and you're now Canadian. Feels so good doesnt it.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

Well I did have to join a crazy anti monarchy militia but that's just for fun

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

It's very kind to say such a thing, and flattering to hear it. I can only suggest that it's an even better feeling on an election day, and even the worst choice would be better than either of your neighbors options.

And...I'm only saying this because the bar's......real low to clear guys. I've 100% confidence that you've far far better leaders among you than who's actually been running in the races.