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[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Live your truth, OP, but statistically and demographically speaking, this may be the least relatable shitpost on lemmy, like, ever.

[–] Guns0rWeD13@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

this may be the least relatable shitpost on lemmy

because you're all a bunch of pansy losers that can't party.

fuck yeah, OP. NEVER LET THE PARTY DIE!!

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I actually have stuff that's even less relatable up my sleeve

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 22 hours ago
[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've been ip banned on reddit for years

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And if you party long enough, you will inevitably become "that guy" at some point.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 10 hours ago

Yupppp.

Just because I'm an intolerable sober dover, I would just like to point out to anyone who sees themselves in this meme and doesn't like it: you get to pick your rock bottom the day you stop using. From that day onward, your worst moment will always be behind you.

Okay, back to the memes. :)

Lemmings don't drink, party, have friends, boot and rally?

I don't, but I thought you guys might

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh yeah? What are the demographics of Lemmy?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are we not all middle aged nerds who partied like eight times in our 20s and these days now have a couple of IPAs at our combined LUG/D&D meetings? 🤣

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 4 points 22 hours ago

spiderman meme

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Kinda, but I still drink too heavily and partied hard throughout college and grad school. I mean, if you don't develop a new substance dependency or 2 over of the course of earning of a degree, does it even count?

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't think people here party hard and listen to Bathory

Like I've probably spilled more than you guys have drank in your life

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Speak for yourself...