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[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 39 points 2 months ago (13 children)

i have a recent diff where 300 changes are just things like moving whitespace

still fuck you for that mess

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I have vim setup to trim trailing white space, I get so pissed when a small change results in a 300 line diff because of poor code hygiene.

[–] hackeryarn@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Do ya’ll just not use linters?

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

in my case it is a massive legacy codebase that I don’t actually control

i get very sporadic deliveries of it and I’ve version controlled them into a jank progression

the original is in clearcase with now git on top of it and my version control is in svn

there are very shitty unresolvable reasons for all of this

but this last update was especially bad as one of their new coders is super fucking OCD and rejustifying headers and footers and fucking comments, so whitespace shit in files he is not editing code in otherwise, so that is like 300-500 files not lines

i want to break a knee cap

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