BurningTurtle

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It's not like I just change things for the sake of change in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 97 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Linus Torvalds to Rewrite the Linux Kernel in PHP in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 55 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If we are rewriting it, we should use holyc to make it the way god intended.

Happy World Turtle Day! One of my favourite turtle-releated software development things is that Firefox console will show a little turtle icon on slow requests. Picture also related. in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 9 points 5 months ago

I have bad news

[Request] Looking for resources on terrible algorithms, architecture, and design in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

sleep sort

The perfect commit message in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

It seems to be confused by your food related project. Funny, how they didn't think of such scenarios.

c/europe is looking for mods in c/europe@feddit.de
He revealed the secrets ! in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What did she think before?

Three monitors, and i feel insulted in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 14 points 7 months ago (4 children)

3 is good

Computer components cheat sheet in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Where is the tracking device for remembering numbers remotely?

Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes...... in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

But i, i is sacred.

Gamedev is Easy in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 55 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Weirdly they often forget to use .EnableCrossplay() and then complain about it being "hard to implement".

Good luck speed camera 📸 in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 31 points 8 months ago

He's all grown up.

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