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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They can go pretty fast over short distances.

But yeah, you could probably take a baby, assuming momma isn't around.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As long as you film yourself fighting the baby croc.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ve played with them at the zoo. Bitey, but squishier than you’d think. Does that count?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Idk, playing with them isn't quite fighting them. Did you at least sneak up on them before playing?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately, I was entirely within view the entire time. Unless my cupping them in my hands completely quenched the light, in which case I played extreme peekaboo and therefore snuck up on them.