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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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There's a spider in my bathroom (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 2 days ago by Samdell to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago (4 children)

He's going to let a spider crawl on his penis in the name of gooning isn't he? I really want off this ride.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago

Bro, if it bites him he will get a spider dick that shoots webs.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

The Spiderbro thing should have never started, now see where it has gotten us.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Whatever, more for me

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

It happened long ago. Closer to you than you think