badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Pick me up some carbon fibre print "no issues" tissues for manly men bro.
I actually like No Issue Tissues. Am I a bro
There's nothing more brawsome than working out your hygiene brosem. You can't hit the gym if you're sick.
I bro my nose a lot so it's good to have hybroallergenic tissues made from bramboo and other comparatively sustainable braterials
I don't want to cramp your style bro, but I know that making clothing from bamboo involves some pretty intense chemistry and that the waste isn't kept in a closed system. I don't know of paper has the same issues, like whether it's in making a polymer fibre that they go nuts or digesting those sick arse culms
:yea: bro the green washing is unreal. Thank you for the info. i just want something to wipe my bro-ogers on so I'll go back to using a hankie.
Like I said, paper might be friendly idk. But hankies are effective either way.
You can put lavender oil on them and RP a Victorian Lord among the peasants.