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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I'm torn on the issue of whether or not it's a good thing.

What do you all think?

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that's it.

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Is democracy ending?

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what bean would you like today

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minion-steve banan

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  1. Wash your beanis
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We left the car parked on the lawn, again.

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does anyone have any information on the size of Larry David's johnson?

I must know.

beanis

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Freddy vs Jason (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

Who wins?

(Bear in mind I haven't mentioned which Freddy or Jason)

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capitaldcolon phoenix-objection-2 T'es woke toi!

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i became either enlightened or the joker after watching all of this. check it out, folks

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Main

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AMA and I'll answer it

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Still think voting isn't important?

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Give me your best DNC one liners to shame you into supporting them: starts lathe

“The problem is that young voters today are more concerned about serving cu*t than they are about serving country!”

“The problem is young voters are more concerned with drag brunches than dragging themselves to the polls”

Idk I had a good one, but I forgot it. We’ll see if it comes back

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by PointAndClique@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

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