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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 130 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You guys are joking and everything, but that's what they actually think

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bet. Mine inherited 17 houses and never works. He also talks to all his customers like he is doing us a favor.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know a guy at college who basically uses this as a pick-up line to get girls. He said if you're with him you're basically set because he'll inherit a lot of house from his landlord parents so you won't need to work anymore.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Here is hoping he attracts someone that would work on.

[–] WhiteHawk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I never understood why people do that. Who wants to be together with a gold digger?

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Probably people who can only "attract" that way.

Women like money this is nothing new.

They might not even be a gold digger but with money comes opportunities.

[–] bouh@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

The joke falls kinda flat for me because I hear this too much already, but not as a joke...

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I rent out homes and I dont get any of these because I only rent out to hispanic working families. Fight me

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Someone I know is like this, unironically.

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Only some, usually the very right leaning ones or the very left leaning ones. Normal people behave normally.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can assure you the very left leaning ones don't. If they did, they wouldn't be left leaning.

[–] SloppyPuppy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Im a left leaning landlord and im not like that at all. Im fixing everything thats needed and improving stuff from time to time but basically staying out of their lives.

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Good guy landlord.

I wasn't saying psycho left is common or that you're like that, just that they exist. It's harder to spot them because there seems to be so very many psycho right nuts lately.

[–] sapient_cogbag@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Left leaning landlord" is an oxymoron ;p

Or at least if someone actually held to their principles, they would not remain both for very long ^.^

(The concept of a separate ownership class, which is the defining feature of landlordism, is in direct contradiction with leftism, which at the furthest end pushes for the destruction of these sorts of hierarchical class systems, or at the very least attempts to abolish the gatekeeping and hoarding of base necessities like shelter)

4 liberals so far are mad at reality