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all it would have taken them is ask themselves "would i want my face to be touched by some rando?"
the thing is, I can imagine the answer being "yes"
Yes, if they're gentle. Next question.
Oh shit, a woman on the internet. I gotta go tell my friends about it
They only disclosed that they'd consent to strangers touching their face if gentle
This has some edge cases
This finally made me look up how “gooning” became a slang term. Somehow, I found something even better.
I didn't realise that it could be spun to be about edging
It’s the greentext community. If you say you’re on the knife’s edge, I’ll wonder why you’re posting when you’re so close.
Only blind people get that pass.