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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago (4 children)

all it would have taken them is ask themselves "would i want my face to be touched by some rando?"

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 day ago

the thing is, I can imagine the answer being "yes"

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, if they're gentle. Next question.

[–] Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh shit, a woman on the internet. I gotta go tell my friends about it

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

They only disclosed that they'd consent to strangers touching their face if gentle

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This finally made me look up how “gooning” became a slang term. Somehow, I found something even better.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't realise that it could be spun to be about edging

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

It’s the greentext community. If you say you’re on the knife’s edge, I’ll wonder why you’re posting when you’re so close.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 day ago

Only blind people get that pass.