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Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.
Why wife uses a bidet and soap, every single use. She's never had a UTI or any other issue down there. Explain.
I can't explain that tbh. Would you like me to have a look???
I'm trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I'm getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don't even know what a vagina is.
Here's a little hint for all you confused straight boys: the vagina is the hole, and the bits on the outside are collectively referred to as the vulva. For most of you reading this, the only practical application of this knowledge you'll ever get is maybe leaving slightly more anatomically correct comments in the replies to a greentext, but who knows?
Why are you mentioning "straight boys"? Do you think gay men have a deeper understanding of vaginas (they tend not to).
Bro really just forgot women exist