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I'm honestly pretty tired of "horny bard" jokes. Yes, bards are horny, but so is just about every other class. Why do you think a wizard spent hours learning how to charm people? Have you ever seen a paladin with chastity as one of their tenets? Warlocks are into magical findom. Monks have mastered the Open Palm with quick motions. And we all know what druids are getting up to.
Then make those posts. Be the change you want to see in the world.
I was a horny halfling with 4 CHR
Okay. So, what class was it?
I think I was a barbarian
I was named Kevin, the DM decided I was schizophrenic and gave me a bear-coat named Devin that told me to murder hobo. I didn't murder hobo but I did accidentally push over an ice statue when trying to carry it downstairs (i failed a strength check with 1) and they were really vital to the story so we had to side track to find her sister, and gave her the melted pieces of her sister that I killed (I also ran away from the scene so no one knew who did it)
Is this a copypasta? I'm getting some deja vu reading it.
Nope. It's from the heart.
Well, now it is