For real. Everytime I get in the shower I end up having to point the showerhead away and cower from the cold water and I could have just turned it on first?
this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2025
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So he's about to have shower sex and he is capable of thinking about anything else?
why would they have shower sex, when they could have sex then shower
Yeah, shower sex might be one of the most overrated things I know. It always feels like a good idea at first and then you quickly realize that the logistics of it are hell
I think people set the bar too high for shower sex - and, generally, for sex in weird locations.
It's not about having a mind-blowing orgasm, or even about climaxing. It's about the sensuality. Your body slick with soap and water, grinding against your lover. Soaping each other up, rubbing against one another, giggling and groping.
Stop trying to finish your business on porcelain - you'll hurt yourself! Retire to the bedroom and finish properly!
It depends a lot on the size of the shower stall.
...And the relative heights of the people...
Someone has been skipping leg day!
Silicone lube works really well.
Swiss Navy saved me.
It's not the first time I've heard this opinion. But I can't say I agree. I like shower sex.
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I think he mentioned knowing he's a dumbass, so