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[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

i'm gonna need you to define what it is to be penis sloth

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago

Erectile disfunction?

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A pissing in bottles because you're too lazy to leave your chair.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

yes, yes this is penis sloth

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Penis sloth: specialised tendons that lock into place give them the power to hang on for long periods of time without wasting any energy, even while sleeping.