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[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 146 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Don’t forget walking around to get to places.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Accessible healthcare and permissive weapon legislation

[–] jscummy@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh our weapon legislation is plenty permissive

[–] explodicle@local106.com 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[Scoffs] We aren't even allowed to conjure demons to destroy entire cities! It's hard to even get your hands on an Apparatus of Kwalish.

[–] jscummy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you checked the laws? Even the most recent assault weapons bans don't restrict demon conjuring, just as the founding fathers intended

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have to preserve my right to summon demons

How else am I supposed to deal with a pack of feral hogs

With ZOMBIES if the government didn't hate FREEDOM to ENSLAVE THE SOULS OF DAMNED

Surely you mean little rascal-ing? I don't understand what this "walking" is.