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submitted 1 year ago by ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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And the steroids for my sinuses aren’t helping matters.

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[–] voidhearts@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Well right now, I can’t sleep because I read your username and it’s a terrible day to have eyes

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The average human has eight spiders climb into their butthole over the course of their lives.

[–] WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is so creepy, I wanna believe it’s true so I can share/scare people.

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sadly it isn't

[–] voidhearts@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tf you mean sadly?! Y’all keep your spiders away from my anus

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 6 points 1 year ago

But what about that itch you can't scratch?

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Be the change you want!

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

The spiders had to come from somewhere. ¯\(ツ)/¯

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

Apologies, but you can blink easily, as I rarely call them out!