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[–] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pepper plant: "Fuck mammals. Always ruining my seeds when they eat my fruits. I want to cause them pain. Birds are nicer so no pain for them."

Some mammal with a really weird fur pattern: "This causes me pain. I'm spreading it over my food!"

[–] zalack@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Definitely a case of "task failed successfully" though, because we cultivate those planets -- making their continued survival all but ensured.

[–] tupewe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have a planet farm too?! I thought I was the only one!

[–] zalack@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sometimes it does feel like my diet must consist mostly of gas giants.

Someone find this human a meme of corn’s ancient relative meeting it’s grotesque monster of a great-great-grandchild.