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[–] erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

While we're on the topic. Everybody needs to read a book about pleasuring their partners.

She comes first

Her guide to going down

I'm sure you can get more focused content for your particular situation if you looked for it, but don't assume you know what You're doing. Read and make the world a better place.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus, is also a good one.

She comes first, second, third, fourth and fifth if my neck and her heart can take the strain.

Damn my spelling!

I've been trying to satisfy my spouse by learning stealthy puns in Proto-Indo European. So now I'm a cunning linguist.

[–] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] socsa@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But you don't always have to fuck her hard

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In fact, sometimes that's not right to do.

[–] bluefishcanteen@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes you want to maaake some looove

[–] 7heo@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And fucking give her some smooches too...

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Right in the pussy